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  • Brick Fired Pretzel $11

    gouda fondue & beer mustard

  • Deviled Eggs (4) $7

    smoky whipped yolks, maple chili & applewood bacon

  • Devils on Horseback (8) $9

    almond stuffed & bacon wrapped dates

  • Pigs in a Blanket (6) $12

    flaky pastry, smoked sausage, beer mustard & maple syrup

  • Bocce Rolls (4) $10

    garlic confit & mozzarella stuffed rolls

  • Crispy Duck Wings (3)/(6) $12/$18

    gochujang bbq sauce & house made kimchi

  • Fried Chicken Sliders (2) $9

    brioche bun, gravy aioli, orange-jalapeno marmalade & pickles

  • Dungeon Pizza Pocket (6) $12

    roasted pineapple, jalapeños, red sauce & mozzarella served with kimchi ranch

  • Charcuterie Board $21

    chef’s choice of cured meats, cheeses, vegetables, mustard and crostinis


  • Thai Chicken Noodle Soup $8

    green curry, egg noodles, roast chicken, herbs & chilies

  • Brick Oven Chili $8

    ground pork & beef, beans, lentils & spices

    -Loaded + $2
    add cheese, sour cream & gronions

    -Frito Pie+ $7
    add corn chips, cheddar, ranch crème, jalapeno & gronions

  • Winter Cobb $13

    roasted beets, gem lettuce, goat cheese, gronions, dukkha, sweet potatoes & lemon tahini dressing

  • Pea Salad $11

    sweet peas, white cheddar, bacon, mayo & sunflower seeds

  • All American Breakfast Wedge Salad $13

    Bibb lettuce, waffle “croutons”, apple bacon, pickled apples, hardboiled egg, crispy potatoes, shaved red onion & maple-yolk vinaigrette

  • Add chicken +$4.99 or salmon +8.99 to any salad

The Story

  • Pan Roasted Pork Chop* $22

    honey brined chop with maple mustard, gouda mac n cheese, bacon braised kale

  • Tater-tot Casserole $18

    braised brisket, wild mushroom cream sauce, baked with tots, aged cheddar & gronions

  • Unicorn Mac n’ Cheese $15

    twirling macaroni & cheddar baked until golden

    -add chili +$3

    -add squash +$2

    -Magical Mac +$5
    pimento cheese, braised brisket, gronions, jalapeños

  • Sparkle Burger* $16

    WA beef, house-made American beer cheese cheddar, beer mustard, bacon jam, tender, baby kale, tomato-mayo & pickle

  • Sheports Pie $18

    braised portobello & root vegetables stew, baked with a potato-parsnip mash & white cheddar, micros

    -add braised brisket $3.00
    -add slow cooked duck $5.00

  • Duck Stroganoff $18

    slow cooked duck, mushroom gravy, crème fraiche, gronions & egg noodles

  • Northwest Salmon $24

    pan roasted with mushroom risotto, chicken-fried mushrooms, apple relish & cranberry mustard

  • Duck n Waffles $22

    dredged and fried duck quarters tossed in maple-orange herb glaze, cheddar cornbread waffle, apple butter, gravy aioli, bacon braised kale, and pickled cranberries

The End.


  • Frozen Peanut Butter Pie $9

    frozen peanut butter mousse, chocolate crust, fudge, sea salt & whipped cream

  • Sweet Pumpkin Casserole Donuts $8

    caramel spice glazed, cranberries, pecans, marshmallow fluff

  • Fat Elvis $9

    warm waffle, bacon jam, banana ice cream & peanut butter mousse

  • Hearth Apple Crisp $9

    roasted WA apples, walnut crisp topping. Served with brown butter ice cream (g/f)

  • Baked Double Chocolate Brownie $7

    coconut caramel sauce and coconut whip (vegan) (g/f)


Modern Cocktails $11

  • Morgana

    Vodka, Grapefruit, Blackberry, Génépy, Sparkling Moscato

  • Mezcal Sunset

    Mezcal, Grapefruit, Maraschino, Cherry Bitters

  • Cider House

    Aged Rum, Pear Cider, Honey, Lime, Orange Bitters

  • Pimento Punch

    Spiced Rum, Falernum, Allspice Dram, Lemon, Pineapple, Vanilla

  • Wild Buffalo

    Bourbon, Apple, Lemon, Ginger

  • Pink Elephant

    Gin, Maraschino, Blackberry, Grapefruit, Lime

  • O... Julius

    Curacao, Rum, Vanilla Bean, Cream, Orange Bitters, Nutmeg

  • Nutty Kentucky

    Bourbon, Walnut, Maple, Chocolate Bitters, Cinnamon

  • Essence of Empress

    Gin, Sour, Orange Bitters, Egg White*

Renewed Vintage $11

  • Black Manhattan

    Bourbon, Walnut Liquor, Vermouth, Cherry Bitters

  • Unicorn Old Fashioned

    Bourbon, Orange, Cherry, Orange Bruleé

  • Apple Cider Mule

    Vodka, Apple Cider, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

  • Negroni Mezcal

    Mezcal, Cynar, Lo-Fi Amaro, Orange

  • Bees-Knees

    Gin, Lemon, Honey, Orange Bitters

  • French 75

    Gin, Elderflower, Lemon, Prosecco

  • Paper Plane

    Bourbon, Cardamaro, Aperol, Lemon, Bitters

  • Banana’n Stormy

    Gosling’ dark Rum, Banana, Lime, Gingerbeer

*consuming raw or undercooked product may be harmful

Beer & Cider

Draft $7

Five Rotating Beers and One Cider

Cans $5

  • White Rascal Belgian
  • Locust Vanilla Bean Cider
  • Lush IPA
  • Irish Death
  • DA SHOOTZ! pilsner
  • St. Pauli Girl N/A

Wine by the . . .



  • Chardonnay $40

    Three Rivers, WA

  • Riesling $34

    Schlink Haus, Germany

  • Pinot Grigio $34

    Vandori, Italy

  • Sauvingon Blanc $34

    Marlboro, New Zealand

  • Rosé $34

    A to Z, Oregon


  • Malbec $34

    Trapiché, Mendoza

  • Cab-Sauv $40

    Cs, Wines of Substance, WA

  • Pinot Noir $40

    Firesteed, OR

  • Red Blend $34

    Red Table, Townshend, WA


  • Prosecco $9

    La Bella, IT

  • Brut Rose $9

    Bottega, IT

  • Moscato $34

    Saracco, IT


  • Blanc $40

    Chateau L’Orangerie, FR

  • Plaisir $40

    Chateau Val Beylie, FR

  • Cuvee Michael $40

    Chateau Petit-Freylon, FR

  • Red $40

    Chateaux Buisson-Redon, FR

Non - Alcoholic

Craft N/A Cocktails. $6

  • Unicorn Lemonade

    Berry, Cherry, Vanilla, or Regular

  • Orange Blossom Fizz

    Raspberry, Sour, Soda

  • Root Beer Flip

    Root Beer, Vanilla Bean, Egg White*

  • Tokyo Sakurambou

    Ginger Beer, Cherry Soda, Bitters

N/A Bottles . $4

  • Cock & Bull Ginger Beer
  • Virgil’s Rootbeer
  • Virgil’s Black Cherry Soda
  • Virgil’s Orange Cream Soda

*consuming raw or undercooked product may be harmful


  • Port Warre’s Warrior $9
  • Gentian Amaro $9

    Anise, orange, hibiscus, grapefruit, ginger, gentian

  • Townshend Amaro $9

    Notes of black tea and coffee, clove, cardimom

  • Pumpkin Pounder $10

    Rum, pumpkin, coconut butter, brown sugar

  • After Dinner Mint $10

    Fernet, Yellow Chartreuse, Falernum, egg, cocoa, mint

  • Bravo Latte $10

    Brovo#14 Amaro, Kahlua, coconut cream, sassafras