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Dinner

Introduction

  • Brick Fired Pretzel $11

    gouda fondue & beer mustard

  • Deviled Eggs (4) $7

    smoky whipped yolks, maple chili & applewood bacon

  • Devils on Horseback (8) $9

    almond stuffed & bacon wrapped dates

  • Pigs in a Blanket (6) $12

    flaky pastry, smoked sausage, beer mustard & maple syrup

  • Bocce Rolls (4) $10

    garlic confit & mozzarella stuffed rolls

  • Crispy Duck Wings (3)/(6) $12/$18

    gochujang bbq sauce & house made kimchi

  • Fried Chicken Sliders (2) $9

    brioche bun, gravy aioli, orange-jalapeno marmalade & pickles

  • Dungeon Pizza Pocket (6) $12

    roasted pineapple, jalapeños, red sauce & mozzarella served with kimchi ranch

  • Charcuterie Board $21

    chef’s choice of cured meats, cheeses, vegetables, mustard and crostinis

Prologue

  • Thai Chicken Noodle Soup $8

    green curry, egg noodles, roast chicken, herbs & chilies

  • Brick Oven Chili $8

    ground pork & beef, beans, lentils & spices

    -Loaded + $2
    add cheese, sour cream & gronions

    -Frito Pie+ $7
    add corn chips, cheddar, ranch crème, jalapeno & gronions

  • Winter Cobb $13

    roasted beets, gem lettuce, goat cheese, gronions, dukkha, sweet potatoes & lemon tahini dressing

  • Pea Salad $11

    sweet peas, white cheddar, bacon, mayo & sunflower seeds

  • All American Breakfast Wedge Salad $13

    Bibb lettuce, waffle “croutons”, apple bacon, pickled apples, hardboiled egg, crispy potatoes, shaved red onion & maple-yolk vinaigrette

  • Add chicken +$4.99 or salmon +8.99 to any salad

The Story

  • Pan Roasted Pork Chop* $22

    honey brined chop with maple mustard, gouda mac n cheese, bacon braised kale

  • Tater-tot Casserole $18

    braised brisket, wild mushroom cream sauce, baked with tots, aged cheddar & gronions

  • Unicorn Mac n’ Cheese $15

    twirling macaroni & cheddar baked until golden

    -add chili +$3

    -add squash +$2

    -Magical Mac +$5
    pimento cheese, braised brisket, gronions, jalapeños

  • Sparkle Burger* $16

    WA beef, house-made American beer cheese cheddar, beer mustard, bacon jam, tender, baby kale, tomato-mayo & pickle

  • Sheports Pie $18

    braised portobello & root vegetables stew, baked with a potato-parsnip mash & white cheddar, micros

    -add braised brisket $3.00
    -add slow cooked duck $5.00

  • Duck Stroganoff $18

    slow cooked duck, mushroom gravy, crème fraiche, gronions & egg noodles

  • Northwest Salmon $24

    pan roasted with mushroom risotto, chicken-fried mushrooms, apple relish & cranberry mustard

  • Duck n Waffles $22

    dredged and fried duck quarters tossed in maple-orange herb glaze, cheddar cornbread waffle, apple butter, gravy aioli, bacon braised kale, and pickled cranberries

Happy Hour Menu

Sunday through Thursday until 6pm,

Friday Saturday until 5pm, and again at 10pm to close

Selections $6

Eats

  • Deviled Eggs (3)

    smoky whipped yolks, maple chili, and crispy bacon

  • Devils on Horseback (4)

    bacon wrapped dates stuffed with smoked almonds

  • Thai Chicken Noodle Soup

    green curry, egg noodles, roast chicken, herbs & chilies

  • Brick Oven Chili

    ground pork & beef, beans, lentils & spices

    -Loaded + $1
    add cheese, sour cream and gronions

  • Fried Chicken Slider (1)

    brioche bun, gravy aioli, orange-jalapeno marmalade & pickles

  • Bocce Rolls (2)

    garlic confit & mozzarella stuffed rolls

  • Dungeon Pizza Pockets (3)

    roasted pineapple, jalapeno, red sauce & mozzarella served with kimchi ranch

drinks

  • Mini Margarita

    tequila, sour, salt, lime

    add strawberry or raspberry +$1

  • Mini Wild Buffalo

    bourbon, apple, lemon, ginger beer

  • Mini Mule

    vodka, lime, ginger beer

  • Well Drinks

    vodka, gin, rum, whiskey, or tequila with one mixer

  • Feature Draft Pint

    one tap selected daily

  • 3oz Wine Glass

    house red or house white

Selections $8

Eats

  • Unicorn Mac n’ Cheese

    twirling macaroni and white cheddar baked

    -add squash +$1
    -add chili +$1.50
    -Magical Mac +$3

  • Pea Salad

    sweet peas, white cheddar, bacon, mayo, sunflower seed

  • Pigs in a Blanket (3)

    flaky maple pastry wrapped around smoked sausage with beer mustard

  • Crispy Duck Wings (2)

    gochujang bbq sauce & house made pear and butternut kimchi

drinks

  • Collins

    either vodka or gin with citrus and soda

  • Kazi

    vodka, lime, orange, sugar

  • Bond on Ice

    gin, vodka, lillet blanc, twist

  • Button Nose

    vodka, berry, orange blossom, lemon, white wine

The End.

(Dessert)

  • Frozen Peanut Butter Pie $9

    frozen peanut butter mousse, chocolate crust, fudge, sea salt & whipped cream

  • Sweet Pumpkin Casserole Donuts $8

    caramel spice glazed, cranberries, pecans, marshmallow fluff

  • Fat Elvis $9

    warm waffle, bacon jam, banana ice cream & peanut butter mousse

  • Hearth Apple Crisp $9

    roasted WA apples, walnut crisp topping. Served with brown butter ice cream (g/f)

  • Baked Double Chocolate Brownie $7

    coconut caramel sauce and coconut whip (vegan) (g/f)

Drinks

Modern Cocktails $11

  • Morgana

    Vodka, Grapefruit, Blackberry, Génépy, Sparkling Moscato

  • Mezcal Sunset

    Mezcal, Grapefruit, Maraschino, Cherry Bitters

  • Cider House

    Aged Rum, Pear Cider, Honey, Lime, Orange Bitters

  • Pimento Punch

    Spiced Rum, Falernum, Allspice Dram, Lemon, Pineapple, Vanilla

  • Wild Buffalo

    Bourbon, Apple, Lemon, Ginger

  • Pink Elephant

    Gin, Maraschino, Blackberry, Grapefruit, Lime

  • O... Julius

    Curacao, Rum, Vanilla Bean, Cream, Orange Bitters, Nutmeg

  • Nutty Kentucky

    Bourbon, Walnut, Maple, Chocolate Bitters, Cinnamon

  • Essence of Empress

    Gin, Sour, Orange Bitters, Egg White*

Renewed Vintage $11

  • Black Manhattan

    Bourbon, Walnut Liquor, Vermouth, Cherry Bitters

  • Unicorn Old Fashioned

    Bourbon, Orange, Cherry, Orange Bruleé

  • Apple Cider Mule

    Vodka, Apple Cider, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

  • Negroni Mezcal

    Mezcal, Cynar, Lo-Fi Amaro, Orange

  • Bees-Knees

    Gin, Lemon, Honey, Orange Bitters

  • French 75

    Gin, Elderflower, Lemon, Prosecco

  • Paper Plane

    Bourbon, Cardamaro, Aperol, Lemon, Bitters

  • Banana’n Stormy

    Gosling’ dark Rum, Banana, Lime, Gingerbeer

*consuming raw or undercooked product may be harmful

Beer & Cider

Draft $7

Five Rotating Beers and One Cider

Cans $5

  • White Rascal Belgian
  • Locust Vanilla Bean Cider
  • Lush IPA
  • Irish Death
  • DA SHOOTZ! pilsner
  • St. Pauli Girl N/A

Wine by the . . .

Bottle

White

  • Chardonnay $40

    Three Rivers, WA

  • Riesling $34

    Schlink Haus, Germany

  • Pinot Grigio $34

    Vandori, Italy

  • Sauvingon Blanc $34

    Marlboro, New Zealand

  • Rosé $34

    A to Z, Oregon

Red

  • Malbec $34

    Trapiché, Mendoza

  • Cab-Sauv $40

    Cs, Wines of Substance, WA

  • Pinot Noir $40

    Firesteed, OR

  • Red Blend $34

    Red Table, Townshend, WA

Sparkling

  • Prosecco $9

    La Bella, IT
    187ml

  • Brut Rose $9

    Bottega, IT
    187ml

  • Moscato $34

    Saracco, IT

Bordeaux

  • Blanc $40

    Chateau L’Orangerie, FR

  • Plaisir $40

    Chateau Val Beylie, FR

  • Cuvee Michael $40

    Chateau Petit-Freylon, FR

  • Red $40

    Chateaux Buisson-Redon, FR

Non - Alcoholic

Craft N/A Cocktails. $6

  • Unicorn Lemonade

    Berry, Cherry, Vanilla, or Regular

  • Orange Blossom Fizz

    Raspberry, Sour, Soda

  • Root Beer Flip

    Root Beer, Vanilla Bean, Egg White*

  • Tokyo Sakurambou

    Ginger Beer, Cherry Soda, Bitters

N/A Bottles . $4

  • Cock & Bull Ginger Beer
  • Virgil’s Rootbeer
  • Virgil’s Black Cherry Soda
  • Virgil’s Orange Cream Soda

*consuming raw or undercooked product may be harmful

Epilogue.

  • Port Warre’s Warrior $9
  • Gentian Amaro $9

    Anise, orange, hibiscus, grapefruit, ginger, gentian

  • Townshend Amaro $9

    Notes of black tea and coffee, clove, cardimom

  • Pumpkin Pounder $10

    Rum, pumpkin, coconut butter, brown sugar

  • After Dinner Mint $10

    Fernet, Yellow Chartreuse, Falernum, egg, cocoa, mint

  • Bravo Latte $10

    Brovo#14 Amaro, Kahlua, coconut cream, sassafras